1. What do I have to do to get your attention?
Take out an ad in the paper? —— God
怎样才可令你留意我?
抽起报纸的广告? —— 神
(由于这是报纸内的广告,所以创作人善用了这个媒体, 在报纸 "抽起"了其它广告,而用了这个广告来让神跟大家沟通.)
2. If I gave you everything you asked for,
where would you put it? —— God
要是你祈求的我便全数应许给你,
你有没有那么多地方摆放它们? —— 神
3. If you think the Mona Lisa is stunning,
you should look at my masterpiece.
In the mirror. —— God
如果你认为蒙罗丽莎的微笑美丽绝伦,
那你应看看我的作品 - 请看镜中人! —— 神
4. Don t forget your umbrella,
I might water the plants today. —— God
紧记带雨伞上街,
今天我也许要灌溉花草树木。—— 神
5. If you miss the sunrise I made for you today,
never mind.
I ll make you another one tomorrow. —— God
假如你错过了今天我为你预备的日出,
不要紧,明天我再为你预备。 —— 神
6. I hate rules.
That s why I only made ten of them. —— .God
我讨厌戒条, 所以我只定下十条而已 ——神
7. It s not the end of the world.
Not until I say so, anyway. —— God
世界末日还未到,
除非是由我亲口说出来的那日子。 —— 神
(这个我很喜欢。对于一些遇到挫折便以为是世界末日的人,这可说是当头棒喝。)
8. Of course I have a sense of humor.
I gave you the platypus, didn t I? —— God
我当然有幽默感,
我不是为你们创造了鸭嘴兽吗? —— 神
9. How can you possibly be a self-made man?
I specifically recall creating you. —— God
你怎会是自我创造的人呢?
我特别记得清楚怎样创造你! ——神
10. Nietzche is dead. —— God
尼采已死. ——神
( 这个广告最受广告人赞赏, 因为尼采的名句是 "God is dead.",
但现在由神说出一个事实"Nietzche is dead.", 的确很有震撼力啊! )