28. Going on a Diet Little Johnny is talking to his mother. J: How come you always make me do things I don’t want to? M: What do you mean? J: Well, for instance, you always force me to eat steaks, pork chops and chicken, day in and day out. M: Ok. What do you want? J: All I want is vegetables and fruit from now on. M: What’s wrong with you? Are you sick? J: No, but I want to go on a diet. M: Why? J: Everyone’s calling me Fatty at school. M: Oh… I get it now.